[ASMR/3Dio] VRCHAT LIVE | I stumble and do flips through my first 3d stream (yay)

!!TIMESTAMPS IN COMMENTS!! omg its really happening i made it yipppeeeee 3D ASMR here weee come!! - So, first of all sorry about the video bitrate. I know youtube wants to censor me but I accidentally pixelated myself isn't that funny. Anyway in this VERY experimental stream I finally after five thousand years make my very first 3D ASMR, heck yeah get excited y'all. I don't waste any time and get straight to it (after 15 minutes), starting with LOTION EAR MASSAGE and CLOSE WHISPERING and EAR BLOWING. After a while I switch to EAR CLEANING with BONTEN / JAPANESE EAR PICKS, during which I completely embarrass myself by incorrectly remembering my biology lessons. I then faff for a while trying to figure out how to put you in my lap without devouring you with my skirt. After I manage to find a nice spot for you, free of the rebellious cries of the windows mixed reality user interface... I do some more EAR CLEANING and more specifically EAR SCRATCHING / SCRAPING and ah dang I just realised as I'm writing this I didn't do any sniffing that's a shame. Now, I was trying to talk to the chat but I evidently wasn't coming through which ended up with me doing UNINTENTIONAL UNINTELLIGIBLE WHISPERS oh yeah take that for metadata. I then try some EAR TAPPING after which I return to EAR MASSAGE briefly before moving on to some EAR KISSING and EAR LICKING at the request of my dearest elves. At the end I say some nice words even though I'm really rather terrible at reassuring, I try my best. Now, I shall have to remember to get that book on biology...